WorldSeptember 27, 2007 1:34 pm
Before Bill and I got married we went on a fishing trip to the Queen Charlotte’s, our fishing guide asked Bill if he was sure he wanted to marry me? Why? Cause he said I was H.M.
Check to see below if you are indeed H.M.?
Are you high-maintenance?
By Ines Mey
Take this quiz to find out if you are a Diva or a Doormat.
1. You are on the couch, watching a movie with your honey, when a thirst hits you. Do you?
Get yourself a drink.
Hint that you’re thirsty in hope that your boyfriend gets the message and brings you a drink.
Make googly eyes at your guy and sweetly ask him to get you a glass of water.
2. You and your beau are out for a nice dinner. When it comes to ordering your meal, do you?
Order straight from the menu, as-is, no substitutions.
Ask for the dressing on the side; the steamed veggies instead of the rice; no cream in the sauce and no parsley.
Close the menu, order a glass of water, and wonder why he brought you to an Indian restaurant when he knows you only eat sushi.
3. Look at your nails, are they?
Short and unpolished.
Polished but a little smudged and chipped.
Acrylic with a professional paint job.
4. Your friend is having a dinner party at 8pm. Where are you at 8:30?
At the party, and have been for about an hour; you showed up early to see if she needed a hand setting up.
You’re walking through the door. Between deciding on your outfit, picking up the wine, and trying to find a parking spot, time just got away from you.
You’re walking through the door, but only because your invitation said that dinner starts at 6.
5. Your guy suggests that you go camping for the weekend, you…
Are totally up for it, you love camping.
Agree to go as long as the site has hot showers and clean bathrooms.
Agree to go but only if he brings a generator for your hair dryer and flat iron.
6. It’s Friday night and you’re going to catch a movie with your beau, what do you wear?
Jogging pants, T-Shirt and flip-flops
Jeans, v-neck knit and Pumas
Skirt, tank and heels
7. How often do you throw temper tantrums at your boyfriend because of something he did (or didn’t do)?
Rarely
Sometimes
Weekly
8. The first movie you ever saw with your beau is coming out on a special edition DVD, you…
Buy it as soon as it goes on sale and give it to him the same day.
Buy it, but wait until he does something nice for you before giving it to him.
Expect him to buy it as a present for you.
9. How long does it take you to get ready for a date?
15 minutes or less
About 30 to 45 minutes
Easily over 1 hour
10. You’ve left your beau a voicemail but it’s taking him some time to return your call, how long before you start getting mad?
Two or three days
A day
An hour
11. He forgot your birthday. How do you react?
It’s no biggie; you don’t like to be reminded of your age anyway.
You give him the silent treatment for the day, then immediately embark on operation engrave-my-birthday-into-his-brain (as a precaution for next year).
The f*$@#&! He’s a dead man!
12. He’s late for your date. You,
turn on the TV and watch a Friends re-run until he shows up.
decide to change your outfit again.
are pissed that he didn’t call to warn you.
